Mr. Bug!

As I hit a few keys, on the board
He stands right there, blocking my road!
Hello Mr. Bug! I smile and say
What I mean really, is - stay outta my way!

Try as much, as I can
He always manages, to spoil my plan!
To wipe him out of world, to wipe him out of land
I'm planning to start another klu-klux-klan!

I seek the blessings, of the Quality guru
I follow his processes, like a disciple true!
I achieved CMM, I achieved ISO
But I still could not, get rid of my foe!

No matter how much, experience I gain
All my efforts, are still going vain!
Such is my plight, my soul shivers
I sleep in my bed, I get nightmares!

I've lost many battles, but the war is on
Someday I'll beat him, n he will be gone!
This is the day, when I take a vow
The time will come, when HE'll take the bow!