Kashmiri Pandits' Association, Mumbai, India

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Congratulations !

Achin Kaul, S/o Smt Manju & Shri Ajay Kaul of Kopar Khairna, Navi Mumbai (grandson of Dr. Pran Nath Kaul & nephew of Smt. Rita Kaul of Andheri) secured 3rd. Position in HSC 2002 Maharashtra Board securing 95.17 % Agg. marks and 100 % PCM. He also stood first in whole Thane district.
 
 
 

Jokes
...           Dheeraj Trakru (15)
1. Married for 40 Years

A couple had been married for 40 years. They had both celebrated their 60th birthdays recently. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years,  would give them one wish each.

 As a faithful, loving spouse, the wife wanted a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof!

The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband’s turn, and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted - all he needed to do was ask for his heart’s desire. He paused for a moment, and then, he said, “Well, honestly, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy picked up her wand and poof! He was 90!

2. Traveling on the Train

Three engineers and three IRS agents are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three IRS
agents each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an agent. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. They all board the train. The IRS agents take their respective seats, but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

 Shortly after the train departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The agents saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, they decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers do not buy a ticket at all. ”How are you going to travel without a ticket?”, says one perplexed IRS agent. ”Watch and you will see”, answers an engineer. When they board the train, the three agents cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.

 The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the IRS agents are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”

3. TRICKY BRAIN TEASER: 

Can YOU solve it?
A young man is trapped inside a solid steel room with
10" thick walls. There is only one steel door which
is locked. There are no windows. The young man has a
baseball and bat. How does he get out?

Ans: He takes the baseball bat, throws the ball
up in the air three times, swings with the bat and
misses each time. Three strikes and he’s out!

4. Find the country hidden in this sentence!

All of our newspaper undermanagers require a ten percent pay increase before they will consider working again.
Ans: PERU! All of our newspaPER Undermanagers require a ten percent pay increase before they will consider working again. 

1. Akash Malla (12), Kashmiri Colony, Hiranki, Delhi.
2. Komal Zutshi (13), Sarita Vihar, New Delhi.
3. Sheetal Kaul (15), Chelsea, Diwaman, Vasai.
4. Rushali Bhat (15), Rachna, Sadar Bazar, Satara.
5. Varun Kaul (13), Saki Vihar Complex, Saki Naka.

Congratulations to all!
 
 

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